vampirequeen: and we know that it could beeee and u know that it should cuz its 9 in the afternoon and yr eyes are the size of the moon u could cuz u can so u dooo were feelin so good just the way that we do when its 9 in the afternooooooooooooon
jaclcfrost: who needs the american dream when you have
polowolf: guy: tell me what are ur plans for the future me:
synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.” This Dalek is FUCKING RAW
jackfkennedy: the only scott pilgrim character i care about is gideon because i am gideon A psychopathic badass who wants to capture all of his ex-girlfriends in cryogenic tubes so he can date and fuck them when he pleases and is willing to start an entire fucking worker’s union just to kill the current asshole that’s dating the girl he’s missing? sounds about right
cokeflow: *regrets something I said 4 years ago*
dreamychocolateprincess: TUMBLR USER...
tanakas: the school year is almost over
mobble: my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday
I just got a stupid idea for a fanfic where all of the Walking Dead characters get pissed that they’re not welcome in the Inventory and they tell Lee to do something about it So he sneaks in with Clem and ALMOST makes it to a game but GLadOS catches them and gets ready to fucking kill them And then Ash, Brock, Claptrap, Sam and Max (well mostly just everyone except Claptrap) stop her in...
whatcantredvinesdo: i feel pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and
spacedisaster: Everything about this is sexy as hell. The way she takes her hands off his arms and arches her back as she moans. Her feet, already on the balls. lifting into the air, her toes curling. How she spreads her legs wider for him to get in closer to deliver her as much pleasure as he can offer her. The way her hands run though his hair and grabs on the back with the slight push...
an-egg: its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
raynarvayezjr: alphastridercest: raynarvayezjr: alphastridercest: deer noises gun shot noises panicked deer noises man yelling god dammit in the distance
baldy-locks: laughcentre: peenstagram: i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year was it free Please tell me it was freeeeeee
perpetualvelocity: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxkuroshinigamixx: omfg →
xxkuroshinigamixx: If i got a penny for every comment and/or joke my mom has made about how fat sam’s ass is i’d probably have at least 2 or 3 dollars by now not even fucking kidding “Lol why are his legs so fat” *tells mom it’s taking forever for the Jetstream DLC to download* “probably loading all of sam’s… LOSING MY IDENTITY WONDERING HAVE I GONE INSANE?! TO LOSE THIS ASS BEHIND ME...
tenaflyviper: wet-monsoon: i think that my favorite disney princess is robbie v
bworq: CIS people and FAT people NEED to be STRANGLED at birth. THE TAGS THOUGH